do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

….isn’t this all the more reason to be upset about double dipping?

AM I WRONG?

WAIT NOW JARRYD IS DELIVERING IT! 

DELIVER US JARRYD FROM OUR STARVATION!

IT’S BAKING NOW!!!!!!! I’m going to stare at this until Shawn is at my door.

GUYS: after you order a pizza from Domino’s online there is this CREEPY AS FUCK countdown telling you that SHAWN is handmaking your order and then you watch this bar tick down the seconds until your pizza is through the prepped and baked stages like your life depends on it while SHAWN handmakes your order and you’re just sitting there panicking like, HURRY UP SHAWN YOU ARE GOING TO BE FIRED AT THIS RATE. AND ALSO I WILL STARVE. 

perfection

bulanbek:

Slow-mo dragonfly nymph labium (mask) in action. The actual strike only takes a fraction of a second. The labium is hydraulically activated by drawing in water, sealing the anal vent, and compressing the abdominal muscles. If the same action is performed with the anus open, the nymph will instead shoot forward on jet-propulsion, which it can use to escape predators or rapidly close in on prey.

h0pelessslyconfused:

ilysm Andrea Gibson

somuch

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Happy, strange, weird, out-of-this-world, abnormal holidays to you all. And, as always, happy reading.”

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victoriousvocabulary:

APIMANIA

[noun]

an extreme obsession or passion for bees.

also, this.

deadlightsgirl:

devildoll:

poorartists:

Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light. “From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”

I am in LOVE with this

blargyparble:

ihaveasecretaffliction:

exigu0us:

12/12/12 is the last repetitive date we will ever see

what about 13/13/13

the fuck is wrong with you

BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ENDING, RIGHT?

dramaticpost

oh, this.